Soaps, Lotions, Oils & Balms — Handcrafted Naturally
You deserve to know exactly what you're putting on your skin, and it should work.
SLOB was built on a simple idea: personal care products should be made with integrity. That means real ingredients you can pronounce, formulations developed with genuine care, and a price that respects your wallet. We make everything by hand, right here in Thunder Bay, because quality control matters and shortcuts don't.
SLOB. Soaps, Lotions, Oils, and Balms. A memorable name for products you won't forget once you've tried them. We don't take ourselves too seriously, but we take our formulations very seriously.
We got tired of reading ingredient lists that sound like a chemistry exam and watching people spend money on products that actively work against their skin. Most commercial hand soaps aren't even real soap. They're synthetic detergent blends that strip away your skin's natural oils, and then you buy lotion to replace what the "soap" just removed.
SLOB was created for people who actually care about what goes on their skin and want a locally crafted option at a reasonable price. Not imported from a factory overseas. Not marked up because it has a pretty label. Made right here, with ingredients you can actually pronounce.
Our soap formulation uses Manitoba hempseed oil in the saponification process, the chemical reaction that turns oils into actual soap. Hempseed oil brings a distinct conditioning quality to the finished product. We spent real time developing and refining this formulation, and we stand behind the result.
Every batch is made by hand. Not scaled up to industrial volumes, not outsourced, not automated. This means quality control at every step and freshness in every product. When we say handcrafted, we mean someone's actual hands were involved.
Natural oils, botanical extracts, essential oils. No synthetic detergents, no artificial preservatives, no mystery chemicals. All ingredients are ethically sourced and from Canadian producers whenever possible. You should know what you're putting on your skin, and you should feel good about it.
The short version lives on the home page. If you want to understand exactly why soap has done its job for a few thousand years, why "antibacterial" is mostly a marketing layer on top, and why the cheap bottle leaves your hands feeling worse than it found them, here is the whole thing.
Every soap molecule is amphipathic, which is a fancy way of saying it has two ends that want opposite things. One end is a carboxylate group left over from saponification. It loves water. The other end is a long hydrocarbon tail. It hates water and loves fats and oils.
That's the entire mechanism. Everything else is consequence.
When you lather, the hydrocarbon tails burrow into anything greasy or oily on your skin: sebum, dirt, sunscreen, pollen, stencil ink, brake dust, the lipid membrane wrapping a bacterium, the lipid envelope around a flu or coronavirus particle. The water-loving heads point outward.
Soap molecules then organize into micelles, little spheres with the tails pointing inward trapping the contaminant, and the heads facing out into the water. The whole package lifts off your skin and rinses down the drain.
If the micelle formation tears the bacterium's membrane apart on the way out, fine, but that isn't the goal. The goal is removal. Whether the contaminant was alive or dead when it left your hand doesn't matter. It's not on your hand anymore.
Antibacterial hand soap does something different. It leaves a chemical residue on your skin meant to kill organisms that land on you between washes.
In 2016 the FDA banned triclosan, the most common antibacterial agent, from consumer hand washes. Two reasons. One, it wasn't more effective than plain soap and water at reducing illness. Two, it raised serious concerns about antibiotic resistance and hormone disruption. Health Canada followed with its own restrictions.
The replacements, mostly benzalkonium chloride and similar compounds, carry the same unanswered question. If proper washing already removed the contaminant, what exactly is the residue for? Both the CDC and Health Canada recommend plain soap, water, and twenty seconds of proper technique as the standard. "Antibacterial" is a label line, not a hygiene upgrade.
Synthetic detergents like sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS) and its cousins use the same amphipathic trick soap uses. The difference is how aggressive the grease-loving end is.
Real soap lifts what's sitting on top of your skin. Harsh detergents keep going. They strip your skin's natural sebum, the protective oil layer your body produces on purpose to hold moisture in and keep irritants out. You wash, feel tight, and reach for lotion. The bottle that stripped your skin sold you the first product. The lotion sold you the second.
There's another layer to it. Sebum isn't just moisture. It's part of your skin's acid mantle, a slightly acidic film that discourages the growth of harmful bacteria. Stripping it repeatedly weakens the mantle and makes your skin more prone to the very things antibacterial soap claims to protect you from.
Two things most commercial soap makers remove, we leave in.
Glycerin. Saponification produces soap and glycerin at the same time, from the same oils. Industrial manufacturers strip the glycerin out of the finished soap and sell it separately to the lotion and cosmetics industry at a much higher margin. You buy the stripped soap cheap. It tightens your skin. So you buy the glycerin back, in a lotion bottle, for ten times the price. Same batch of oil, two sales. We leave the glycerin in the formula, where it draws moisture into your skin as you wash.
Superfat. We deliberately formulate with more oil than the lye can convert to soap. The unreacted Manitoba hempseed oil stays in the foam as a conditioning layer. When you wash, lift-and-rinse removes what needs to go. The superfat stays behind on your skin, not as residue looking for something to kill, but as the oil your skin would have produced itself if the detergent hadn't just stripped it off.
Food-grade oils cost food-grade prices. That's most of the gap between our foam soap and a $2 detergent bottle. The rest is that the bottle is mostly water, and water is cheap.
Lips don't have true sebaceous glands the way the rest of your skin does. They can't produce the oil layer that keeps the skin on your face or hands comfortable. That means a lip balm's job is fundamentally different from a face moisturizer's. It isn't protecting oil that's already there. It's delivering the oil that would have been there.
There's a pair of technical words that captures the difference.
Occlusive ingredients sit on top and build a physical barrier. Petrolatum, paraffin, and heavy waxes. They seal whatever state your lips were in when you put the balm on. They don't heal, don't restore, and don't deliver anything to the tissue underneath. If your lips were dry, the seal locks in the dryness.
Emollient ingredients absorb in. They fill the spaces between skin cells and rebuild the lipid barrier from within. Lips soften from the inside rather than being coated on the outside.
Our balm is emollient-forward with the smallest amount of occlusion needed to hold the stick together. Every other balm design decision follows from that one.
Heavy occlusive balms signal to the skin underneath that lipid production isn't needed, because the barrier is already there. Over time, your lips produce less of their own protective film. The balm becomes the only thing holding the line, and the moment it wears off, your lips are more vulnerable than they were before you started. Keep using them and you keep needing them.
Emollient balms do the opposite. They deliver the lipids your lips can't make themselves, the tissue restores, and you need the balm less often over time. The goal is for you to stop needing the product as much, not more.
Candelilla comes from a Mexican desert shrub. Its melting point and hardness are higher than beeswax, so you need less of it in a formula to hold the stick together. Less wax means less surface coating and more room in the tube for ingredients that actually absorb. Candelilla is also vegan, which is the consequence of the choice, not the reason for it. If beeswax performed better on the metrics that matter for this formula, it would be in the tube.
Mango butter's melting point sits almost exactly at body temperature. That's why it feels silky on contact and doesn't drag or stick. Shea and cocoa butter have higher melting points and leave a heavier, waxier film. Mango gives the slip of application without the weight of a coating, which fits the emollient-forward design.
Mango butter is also rich in oleic acid, vitamin A, and vitamin E, which contribute to the skin-softening and antioxidant profile of the finished balm.
Cannabis sativa seed oil has a fatty acid profile remarkably close to human skin lipids. It's rich in linoleic acid (omega-6), alpha-linolenic acid (omega-3), and gamma-linolenic acid, a harder-to-find essential fatty acid that directly supports skin barrier repair. Its non-comedogenic rating is 0, meaning it absorbs fast and doesn't clog or sit on the surface.
The same Manitoba hempseed oil is the cornerstone of the foam soap. Our two flagships share their primary oil. That's a formulation choice as much as a sourcing one.
Lips have almost no melanin. That's why they chap, burn, and discolour faster than the skin next to them. They also get nearly uninterrupted UV exposure during daylight hours because they're on the front of your face.
Tomato seed oil (Solanum lycopersicum) is one of the richest natural sources of lycopene, a carotenoid antioxidant specifically studied for its effects on sun-exposed tissue. Lycopene can't replace sunscreen. What it does is reduce oxidative damage from the UV that gets through. It also contributes linoleic acid for barrier repair.
This ingredient isn't common in lip balm, and it's in this formula on purpose. If you've ever wondered why lips need something the rest of your skin doesn't, this is part of the answer.
Squalane is a saturated oil almost identical in structure to a molecule your own skin produces in sebum. When it absorbs, your lips don't recognize it as foreign, so there's no residue and no barrier, just restored lipid content.
The cosmetics industry originally sourced squalane from shark liver. The plant-derived version, usually from olives, performs identically and is sustainable. We use the olive-derived version. It costs more. It's the right choice.
Every choice in this balm works toward the same outcome. Harder wax in smaller amounts, so less coating. Body-temperature butter, so the emollients release fast. Oils with fatty acid profiles your lips recognize, so absorption is quick. An antioxidant aimed at the tissue's specific UV vulnerability. A squalane that disappears into your skin rather than sitting on top of it.
Most balms try to out-seal the competition. This one tries to out-absorb it. Those aren't the same product.
SLOB products are made right here in Thunder Bay, Ontario. We source Canadian whenever we can, starting with Manitoba hempseed oil, a cornerstone of our formulations. Supporting SLOB means supporting local makers, Canadian agriculture, and the idea that good products don't need to travel halfway around the world to reach your bathroom.
SLOB products are available for purchase at The Strand Hair Salon in Thunder Bay, Ontario. Ask your stylist about our current product selection during your next visit, or contact us directly for product information and availability.
Want to know more about our ingredients, our process, or whether SLOB is right for your skin? Just ask.